The denim trends that have been coming out lately are such a joke. The latest: a pair of jeans without legs, pockets, or even a crotch that retails at $405. It's ridiculous. Mind you, it's so legless and crotchless, it can't even work as a skirt. This thing can literally only pass as a denim belt and, honestly, who the hell needs that?
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I really don't understand fashion sometimes. I'm all for new, funky trends, but this one makes absolutely no sense. And even if you were going to do it just because, are you willing to cough $400? Probably not, unless you're a celeb trying to make a red carpet statement or just rolling in money like that.
The new design comes from streetwear brand Unravel Project and on Net-A-Porter it's described as a "denim waist belt." Even they can't find it in themselves to actually call this thing jeans. In fact, the editor's notes on the site even gives tips as to how to wear it.
"It looks even cooler with a slim leather strap over the top," it says. Sorry but I'm going to have to give a very hard pass on this one. I'm good. I can totally live without this.