Pajamas in public 1
Uh, pajamas are only to be worn at home. Yes, I realize that sometimes as moms we are in a hurry in the morning and need to rush out to drop our kids off at school, but don't do it in your pijamas. That's what yoga pants are for.
Wedge chanclas 2
Chanclas are great and wedges are great, but together they look like you are trying to dress up your casual flip flops and they just don't work.
Exposed G-strings 3
The only place anyone should see whale tail is in the ocean. Exposed thongs are so wrong.
Stripper shoes 5
No, for reals: any shoes that look like they could be worn by a stripper need to be retired from your rotation.
Bras that don't fit 6
It's no joke how much your body, especially your breasts, can change once you have kids. Just because a bra used to fit you doesn't mean it still does. Might be time to go get sized and splurge on bras that not only fit well, but make you look great.
See-through leggings 7
Leggings are a great mami staple. You can wear them with a tunic, under a dress or under a short skirt, but if you are thinking of wearing leggings as actual standalone pants you better make sure they are not the see-through kind. Too much information.
Plunging neckline 8
You don't have to dress like a monja, but unless you are going out on a date, you should go with a more modest neckline. You can still do a v-neck just maybe have the v end a lot higher than your belly button.
Shredded jeans 9
A little distressing goes a long way. If your jeans have more holes than actual fabric, it's time to say adios.