Funny Snowman 1
Whoever wears this out will surely be frozen by the end of the night.
Wood chipper 2
I'm not sure what's more disturbing here: the fact that she's a sexy version of something that's meant to destroy wood (ahem!), or that she has a beaver on her beaver. It's a toss up.
Red jumping plumber 3
Mamma mia! This is horrible! Let's just say this is proof that Halloween costumes are going down the toilet.
Sexy pizza 5
On the plus side, she can use the crust as a pillow as she snoozes on the cab ride back home. On the downside, it's a sexy pizza costume.
Sexy fortune cookie 6
Because stereotypes are....sexy? I don't think so.
Cookie thief monster 7
C is for creepy, and creepy ain’t for me!
Sexy taco 8
I can just imagine the lame pickup lines this will inspire. And the little drizzles of sour cream dripping out the side won't help.
Hot and spicy salsa 9
I get that hot sauce is spicy, but is it sexy? I don't think so.