frozen olaf costumeJust when I thought I've seen every ridiculous sexy Halloween costume out there, online retailer Yandy went ahead and debuted their Disney's Frozen-inspired sexy Halloween costume line. Of course they tightened and shortened the movie's heroine's dresses, but that's to be expected in this day and age. What I didn't expect to see was a sexy version of Olaf the snowman. He's a SNOWMAN, for crying out loud. There can't possibly be a market for sexy snowman costumes, right?

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Wrong! There's a market for sexy anything costumes. Nothing's off limits. Just about everything from beloved cartoon characters to food items have been given a sexy Halloween makeover, and the results are pretty ridiculous.

I'm sure there's a crazy Halloween costume designer somewhere out there dreaming up a way to make foot cream into a sexy costume, but until that's a thing, these 10 costumes will reign supreme as the most ridiculous sexy costumes out there, to date!

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Funny Snowman 1

Funny Snowman

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Whoever wears this out will surely be frozen by the end of the night.  

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Wood chipper 2

Wood chipper

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I'm not sure what's more disturbing here: the fact that she's a sexy version of something that's meant to destroy wood (ahem!), or that she has a beaver on her beaver. It's a toss up. 

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Red jumping plumber 3

Red jumping plumber

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Mamma mia! This is horrible! Let's just say this is proof that Halloween costumes are going down the toilet. 

Sexy lobster 4

Sexy lobster

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I think I'm allergic to shellfish costumes. This costume is making me break out in hives. Toss it back!

 

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Sexy pizza 5

Sexy pizza

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On the plus side, she can use the crust as a pillow as she snoozes on the cab ride back home. On the downside, it's a sexy pizza costume. 

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Sexy fortune cookie 6

Sexy fortune cookie

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Because stereotypes are....sexy? I don't think so. 

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Cookie thief monster 7

Cookie thief monster

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C is for creepy, and creepy ain’t for me!

 

Sexy taco 8

Sexy taco

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I can just imagine the lame pickup lines this will inspire. And the little drizzles of sour cream dripping out the side won't help. 

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Hot and spicy salsa 9

Hot and spicy salsa

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I get that hot sauce is spicy, but is it sexy? I don't think so. 

Two-eyed master's helper 10

Two-eyed master's helper

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Nothing says sexy like wearing a disembodied minion’s head. But nonetheless, I'm sure this two-eyed master's helper will get a lot of attention from a few one-eyed monsters.