The 6 most absurd "sexy" Halloween costumes EVER
Is it me or are Halloween costumes getting more and more ridiculous with every passing year? It seems like there's an outfit for absolutely EVERYTHING these days-- even for stuff that I've never even thought of getting dressed up as, like a bathtub!
But what truly tips these costumes from kind of funny into just plain absurd? The fact that all of them, even those designed to portray an inanimate object, now come in a so-called "sexy" version.
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I'm well aware that there's no escaping the typical sexy animal, cop, superhero, etc ... but you know things have gone too far when there's such a thing as a "Sexy Pizza" costume. Yup, you read that right. A sexy pizza! How in the world can be pizza be sexy? Extra cheese? Thin-sliced crust? I don't get it!
Well, according to Yandy.com (the site that sells this costume), it involves a tight, short fitting dress with a weird collar attached at the back, meant to signify the crust. Ah, of course. Why didn't I think of that?
Oh, and that's not all. There's plenty more ridiculous "sexiness" where that came from. Check out the pizza outfit and some of our other favorite--and by favorite, I mean so bizarre you can't help but laugh--costumes below:
What did I tell ya? Personally I appreciate the green peppers on this sexy pizza costume, but I prefer no olives.