The writing is on the walls. 1
Is there a toddler in the history of EVER that hasn't drawn on a wall?
Toilet paper and toddlers don't mix. 2
Whoever invents toddler-proof toilet paper is going to make so much money.
What were you thinking? 3
I'm sorry, but why would anyone think that a white rug and a toddler could coexist?
Make sure to pencil in some time to clean. 5
Make an appointment with your cleaning supplies because you will be needing them.
What the what? 6
Eww, do you even want to know what that is?
Forget about coloring inside the lines. 7
Oh look, this toddler accidentally got some paint on the paper.
Toddlers are eggsceptionally clumsy. 8
This gives a whole other meaning to the term "huevón."
This isn't ketchup. 9
It's more like ketchdown.