Sippin' on dirty bath water. 1
Yup, kids will drink from the bathtub like it's no big thing while you sit there and try not to gag. Remember you probably did it when you were a kid too.
If it fits, it's goin' in. 2
I suppose you can't blame a child for being curious. Turns out straws fit beautifully into small nostrils when they aren't being used to for drinking.
They'll help you clean lickety-split. 3
It's a good thing they are so darn cute.
One person's garbage is another kid's meal. 5
Snackin' from the trash is not off limits.
They are constantly sticking their foot in their mouth. 6
There's nothing metaphorical about how they put their little patitas in their little boquitas.
Kid palates are so unrefined. 7
Try to get them to eat vegetables regularly and they act like you're torturing them, but feed them a crazy concoction that makes no sense and they are all over it.
Let's just say they don't mind doggy kisses. 8
Do you tell the dog to stop or the kid to stop? It's probably easier to train the dog to stop.
They are super creative with spit. 9
Good for them! At least they are using their imagination.
They do the windows. 11
Trouble is you wish they wouldn't do them with their tongues.