You're gonna be on moco-duty. 1
Snot your problem? It is if you have a young child.
You'll use your spit to groom your child. 2
You'll end up using your saliva to clean your kid's face, tame their hair and who knows what else.
You'll do a lot of fishing. 3
Unfortunately, it will be fishing things out of the toilet.
Changing big kid diapers is NOT cool. 5
Once your kid starts eating solids, their solid waste will seem like the caca of a full-grown person.
You'll be dining on leftovers. 6
You're used to dining on leftovers from restaurant meals or yesterday's dinner, but once you have kids it's all about eating what they don't. Sometimes it's all you have time to shove in your mouth.
Puke doesn't clean itself up. 7
Not only does puke not clean itself up, it makes you want to puke when you're cleaning it up.
You don't know what dirty laundry is until you have kids. 8
The laundry is never-ending and it is so dirty that sometimes it is quite literally full of crap.
You're gonna get pissed and pissed on. 9
Your child will pee in public, on you, in the car, but not when you try to make them pee in an actual restroom because where's the fun in that?