There is a reason why toddlers are so ridiculously cute. It's because otherwise they would drive you crazy with all of their borderline evil behavior. Don't believe me? Click through these evil toddler behaviors to see that I'm talkin' nothing but la pura verdad

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They lie 1

They lie

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A toddler can look you right in the face and straight up lie without any guilt. 

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They mess things up 2

They mess things up

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Good luck with the resale value of your car. 

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They think they can walk WAY more than they can 3

They think they can walk WAY more than they can

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Of course they don't want to get in a stroller anymore, but they can only walk like one block before they start crying to be carried. 

They color all wrong 4

They color all wrong

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Not only do they not color within the lines, they don't even bother to color on paper sometimes! Ay ay ay. 

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They get you from both ends 5

They get you from both ends

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Heads or tails, they will spew something on your from either end at some point and it won't be pretty. 

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They can't tell time 6

They can't tell time

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Daylight saving time is an awful joke played on the parents of toddlers. It's just wrong. 

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They make no sense 7

They make no sense

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They get all mad when you can't understand the jibberish that they are saying. You can't tell if it's English, Spanish or quién sabe qué, but they keep saying it over and over like that will help. 

They mess with your sleep 8

They mess with your sleep

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They're old enough to sleep through the night, but that doesn't mean they will. 

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They don't really care how you feel 9

They don't really care how you feel

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You might on occassion get what seems like sympathy from them, but empathy...NEVER. 

They work you 10

They work you

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Just when you've had enough and you are going to get serious, their lips start trembling and tears well up in their eyes and, dang it, if you don't scoop them up and cover them in besos. 

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They get in the way of your love life 11

They get in the way of your love life

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Seriously, doesn't it seem like toddlers get between you and your partner on purpose?