Kids say the darndest things! That's part of why we love them…and why we're so glad that one woman has decided to record some of their funniest comments. Oregon preschool teacher, Leslie McCollom, was constantly amazed at the bizarre things her students were saying so she decided to share them with the world. Enter the Twitter account, @PreschoolGems, which regularly shares remarks and drawings made by the kids in her classroom, all of who are under the age of six and who apparently aren't afraid to say what's on their mind!

Trust me, if you're on Twitter, the account is definitely worth following! And I'm not the only one who thinks so--McCollom has over 170,000 followers and even recently published a book with some of the funniest quotes.

Check out some of our favorite @PreschoolGems tweets below and let us know which ones you like best:

Eternal Life 1

Eternal Life

'Cause immortality is not always certain.


Crying 2


Tears are no fun!


Broken heart 3

Broken heart

A broken heart doctor? If only!

Dreams 4


Did you know dreams "tasted like nothing?"



The Club 5

The Club

Or else!



Preschool angst 6

Preschool angst

Guuuuuuys, how dare you!


The Big Moment 7

The Big Moment

What a little soldier!

4th of July 8

4th of July

Forget fireworks--4th of July ghost rides are the best part of the holiday.


Dog food 9

Dog food

He's not joking, guys.

Multiple hubbies? 10

Multiple hubbies?

Only in preschool and this little girl is already a player!