I'd like to be able to say that having sex in dangerous places is something only teenagers do, but come on--I know for a fact that's not true!

Obviously, I'm not going to go into details here (wink, wink), but it's definitely important to know that with sex, like so many other things, the majority of the accidents  that do happen occur right at home.

A wall decoration falls on top of you, a chair breaks, shower tiles get slippery, curtains fall off the rod, you can't find your clothes (Ok, that might just be emabarassing, but you get the point)… and so on and so on.

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Of course, there are also more serious cases. In Argentina, for example, a man actually fell off a 7th floor balcony when he heard his lover's husband at the door and he had the bright idea of trying to jump on over to the neighbor's apartment. Lesson: A married lady's bed is probably not the safest place to be having sex, unless, you know, you're her husband and all.

Remember the German couple who fell through  a second floor window while they were having sex? (She was also cheating on her husband apparently! I'm picking up on a theme here.)

According to stats, the average American age 18 to 29 has sex about 112 times a year. According to our informal (office) poll, there are definitely a huge number of accidents that can happen during sex, and have happened to our survey respondents! It can be a minor accident like a little bruise, or a huge and painful affair, like a penis fracture.

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It's funny, but it happens, people! The most common objects that pose a danger, from what we gathered in our "study," are bed headboards, wine bottles and wine glasses, picture frames, chairs, cups, walls, bureau drawers, doors, windows, and vases. You can imagine how this can all happen… right?

Safety first ladies! Check out our gallery below to suss out the most dangerous places where sex accidents can occur. We're not talking about crazy acrobatic feats here (although, if you're going to try those, be EXTRA careful!).

So, come clean: Have you had sex in any of these hazardous places?

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Sex in a car

I’m beyond sure that most of us have been caught in more than one compromising—and possibly not-too-safe—situation in a car… cough, cough.

About the author

Alicia Civita lives in Florida, with her Argentinian husband, her two boys, 7 and 10 years old, her two rescued pit bulls, a parrot, and a red bearded lizard. She has lived and written from Caracas, Madrid, Rio de Janeiro, Buenos Aires, and New York, among other cities. Since becoming a mom she has learned to sew, craft, and play videogames. She dreams with hosting a party with all of her Facebook friends.

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Oh, okay. So don't have sex.
did it in all of them
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ok so basically what i am getting from this is that any sex is dangerous? What is this safe sex i hear we are supposed to practice?
Lady, is something wrong with you? Do you have a list of safe places? Since you've omitted the bed...
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Haha well ive had sex in all those places except a closet. I actually got pregnant in a park. oops.
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Done some of them I'm ok
in a river ;)
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I think they got the number wrong about those young people having sex about 112 times a year. That's just about twice a week. When I was that young I had sex at least about 4 times a week. That's about 200 times a year.
On a bed of nails? On a stove that's on? On a pile of fire ants? In the lion's cage at the zoo? Under a hive of killer bees?
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