Desperate times call for desperate measures. 1
That moment when your suegra asks you if you've got a stomach bug because you keep taking really long bathroom breaks. You end up pretending a stomach bug is the reason 'cause you can't tell her you're going to the bathroom to get away from her.
Can a woman get a heads-up? 2
"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" Dammit, it's your mother-in-law and you had no idea she was coming over. You strain to turn your horrified face into something that resembles a smile.
You used to love holidays. 3
It is no longer the most wonderful time of the year, is it?
Ugh, and you can't even get away from her online. 5
A friend request?! Since when is she your friend?! And it's not really a request because it's not like you can deny her request without it turning into a huge deal.
She's got some nerve! 6
If she's so great at raising kids, why can't her kid manage to pee without making a mess on the floor? Potty training fail right there!
How she manages to act all innocent is beyond you. 7
One second she's stirring the pot and the next moment she's like, "I don't know why she's so upset."
Why can't she play nice? 8
No, really. Why? Does she forget you are made of flesh and bones?
If only you could give her the perfect present. 9
A present that says, I see your mouth and I would like you to shut it PERMANENTLY.