He loves his mom, give him a break. I mean pobrecito, what do you want him to do? He can't exchange her for a new one. Not to mention, you probably wouldn't like it if he criticized your mom. 

You're super hungry and going out to eat with your boo. When he asks you where you want to eat you answer, "Anywhere is fine." Then he suggests a place and you're like, "Oh, not that place." Come on! 

You don't even ask, you just reach right on over and take what you want. You're lucky he loves you because if you messed with my tocino, there would be hell to pay!

This one isn't really your fault because men have no patience. Even if you don't take that long to get ready, he'll consider it eternity if you aren't ready by the time he is.  

If he does what you want you'll have sex with him, if he doesn't you're all like, "No way!" Sex is not a weapon, ladies.

He compliments the way you look and you tell him he's crazy because you think you look like crap. It's like you just insulted him for finding you attractive. Just stop it!  

You're upset, but what him to guess what's wrong. Sorry, but that's just impossible. Communicate and be clear about your feelings. 

Every time you have a disagreement you bring up things he did like a zillion years ago and use them against him. You've got to let go of past grievances at some point.