Nothing is wrong 1
Husbands, listen up! If a wife looks upset, sounds upset and acts upset...she's upset. If you ask her what's wrong and she says "nada", she's LYING.
These old things? 2
Can a wife get a new pair of shoes without getting the third degree? Sheesh! Perhaps that's why when asked if shoes are new many wives respond, "No, I've had these, but I just never wear them."
It was on sale 3
As far as husbands know everything that wives buy is on sale. EVERYTHING.
I don't have any money 5
When we don't have cash, we might pretend like we don't have any money at all when really we do, but we just don't want to spend it on certain things. Don't judge.
I'm not feeling well 6
When we need some rest because we are really, really tired from taking care of everyone except ourselves we might say we aren't feeling well so that we can rest a teeny tiny bit.
It was a gift 7
Husbands aren't idiots so we can't always say we got something on sale or that we already owned it because they would stop believing us, so sometimes we say a new piece of clothing was a gift from our mother or sister or fulana de tal.
I don't want any dessert 8
When a wife goes out to eat with her husband and she tells the waiter she doesn't want any dessert she really means it, but then when her husband orders some she will want some of his dessert. Really it's his fault for tempting her and he better share.
Past loves and misadventures 9
We all have a past, but does a husband really NEED to know how many loves have been in his wife's past? I don't think so.
That's a great idea 11
From time to time, a husband will have a ridiculous idea and instead of trying to argue them out of it a wife might smile and pretend to go along with it. Why? Because she knows the husband will never get around to building that underground bowling alley and pizzeria of his dreams.