If you are like me and have always has a fear of finding some kind of horrifying vermin lurking in the toilet bowl waiting to pounce on you when you least expect it, prepare to have your fear justified. I am about to relate the terrifying tale of a 35-year-old Israeli man who had his penis bitten by a snake that was chillaxin' in the toilet bowl the man was using to take care of his business. And by business I mean the dude was takin' a potty-squat break if you know what I mean--and yes you do because we all poop.

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The man was sitting on the toilet at his parents' home on Friday relieving himself and suddenly felt a burning sensation on his penis. He looked into the toilet and saw a small snake. Paramedics were called and he was taken to Rambam Medical Center in Haifa where he received medical treatment and found out that at least the snake was not poisonous. Poor guy will recover, but probably end up with fang marks on his ding-a-ling.

Do you think the snake saw the man's penis and thought that it was another snake? Maybe it was just like, Hey this toilet is only big enough for one snake!

Okay, tell me I'm not the only one who is worried about critters in the toilet? This has been a fear of mine since I was a child when a friend told me that she found a rat in her toilet. EEW!

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