A woman was just taken into custody after she was allegedly caught masturbating in a Florida Starbucks and, when cops came, they found a glass pipe with cocaine residue in her purse.

Um, have you heard of anything more disturbing? I can't imagine this woman doing something so stupid and gross, and in a public place, no less!

According to a police report obtained by TheSmokingGun.com and reported by the New York Daily News, 29-year-old Jennifer Piranian told police officers that she wasn't feeling well when they found her in the Manatee County Starbucks coffee house. The cops had a different story, though, according to Brandenton Police spokesman Josh Cramer:

We got called there by someone who said she was masturbating. She was high on crack with her hands going everywhere. No one could ever say for sure what she was doing, and I'm pretty sure the video didn't show anything definitive. But her hands went into her pants when she was wigging out.

Well, talk about one WEIRD story! It's one thing for this woman to be dumb enough to do cocaine, but a whole other level to carry it with her in her purse and then go to Starbucks–to masturbate! Seriously, what was she thinking? I'm pretty much looking at this one and saying EW.

Image via Manatee County Jail

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Throw cold water on her
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What WOULD I do? A. Get another table. B. Get out my iPhone & livestream to my buds: "Dude's, Check THIS out!!" C. Interrupt her-and leave my business card with my PERSONAL NUMBER written on the back. I mean, You have to think about these things...
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Depends of the place...somewhere like Starbucks where there's a good chance that children could be exposed to it I'd call the cops. But in the parking lot of an adult video store after dark, walk away and let him/her/them do their thing.
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what was she thinking? really? you know she was high in crack... yes crack... that's the type you smoke with a glass pipe... not just "cocaine". Obviously she wasn't thinking and was probably so high she didn't even know where she was. so why fake outrage that someone high on crack would do something stupid?
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Joined her.
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Maybe she wanted more cream for her coffee?
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C'mon now, do crackheads really need coffee?
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This country is going to hell in a hand basket. I suppose we supply her with a section 8 and freebies too.....The morals of our women and men in America are not good for a large percentage. If she gets benefits they need to take them away.
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Give her a Hand!!!
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Amen...Kathleen
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