It's non-invasive 1
The procedure known as vontouring is a non-invasive procedure. Doctors use a device to heat the skin of the vulva, which allows them to reshape the underlying skin area.
The effects 2
Women who get the procedure done will feel tighter and more youthful looking down there. It creates a tighter labia, which enhances arousal in bed.
It's new to the States 3
The laser device known as Protégé Intima has been popular in Europe, but was only recently approved by the FDA for cosmetic procedures.
Vaginal bleaching 5
As if women didn't have enough to be self-conscious about, now we have to worry about whether we are too brown, too? There's actually a product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash that's specifically designed to lighten the color of your vag. Seriously, what is this world coming to?
Barbie surgery 6
"The Barbie" surgery is a labiaplasty procedure that involves clipping out a woman's entire labia minora (the inner lips) in order to maintain a smooth, outer labia look. Yikes--that sounds painful!
Tightening creams 7
I've said it before and I'll say it again, no cream out there will ever make your lady part look or feel 18 again. Let's make that clear!
Vaginal rejuvenation 8
Vaginal rejuvenation is a surgery that helps tighten you up down there, a.k.a. feel like a virgin again. Now why would anyone want that?
Va j-j Visor 9
It's a soft flexible cup women can use as a protective shield while shaving or tanning down there. Anyone else find this incredibly unnecessary?
Doctors have been trying to discourage women from douching for years. It's not just unnecessary, but incredibly unhealthy. It can cause anything from a yeast infection, bacterial vaginosis, a UTI, a bladder infection of even pelvic inflammatory disease which could lead to infertility in some cases.
Sunbathing in general is bad for you, what makes you think spreading your legs open out in the sun would be okay? Need a boost of vitamin D? Pop a supplement!
Inserting sweets down there 13
Nothing edible should EVER be inserted there. I don't care if it's whip cream, sugar or a fruit. If it belongs in your mouth, it definitely doesn't belong down there!
Public hair transplants 14
I don't understand how we went from Brazilian waxes and bare vajayjays to women now spending money on pubic hair transplants. Tell me that isn't the nastiest thing you've ever heard!