Your kid accidentally gets drunk on rompope 1
Oopsy, he thought it was eggnog and took a sip too many. Give him lots of water ASAP.
You’re making everyone mad 2
Your suegra is mad you’re not coming to her house to celebrate, your mother is mad you aren’t going to her house and your family is mad that you are making them clean because you want to host.
You regift a regalo to the person who gave it to you 3
You saved all the presents from last year that you didn’t like to give away this year, but you forgot who gave you what and la regaste big time.
All you get from your suegra are indirectas 5
You bought your suegra a gift, but all you get from her are comments like, "Oh the house looks nice even though you didn’t have time to clean it." Sigh.
You don’t have gifts for all the extra kids 6
Extra kids always show up and you don’t even know who they belong to, but still they should get gifts and you forgot to make a run to the dollar store to pick up extra gifts por si acaso.
You forgot to put out a nacimeinto 7
You're not really religious and your family doesn’t even go to church, but your abuela is going to have a heart attack if you don’t have a nativity scene somewhere because everyone knows Jesus is the reason for the season.
You suggest waiting to open presents until 25th 8
No, seriously WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! Presents are to be opened at midnight or shortly thereafter on the 24th. Have you lost your Latin mind?
You decide to serve an all vegan dinner 9
It’s official, you will be excommunicated and disowned and I hate to say it, but you totally deserve it.