Meth candy 1
A candy shop in Albuquerque got inspired by the hit show Breaking Bad and started cooking up rock candies that resemble meth. Kids have been caught with the candies in school and suspended. The store's owner Debbie Hall claims that she doesn't sell it to children and the candy is only used as a prop. This story is starting to give us a toothache...
Penis-shaped candy 2
Omg International Penis Gummies are the makers of these sexually explicit treats. I'm sorry, but you have to be a major dick to sell or serve these to children! The X-rated candy has reportedly been taken off store shelves, but are still available online.
Candy cigarettes 3
These candy cigarettes were super popular in the 80's and now there is evidence that the candy company worked with cigarette companies to help promote the cancer sticks to kids. Now the makers are no longer allowed to name the cigarette candies after real brands. Jeez, that sure helps...
Marijuana ring pops 5
I remember when ring pops were used as fake engagement rings. Times have changed. A new candy dubbed the "ring pots" pays homage to potheads and are $1.50 a pop. No thanks. If this is what the cool kids are doing I would just stay far away.
X-Pop ice cream 6
These penis-shaped pops conveniently resemble a diseased private part with red bumps at the top and a creamy filling in the center. Yuck! The Swedish makers of the pops claim that it is shaped like a rocket and is totally innocent. You be the judge.
Candy cigars 7
Future Cohiba lovers should just stay away from these candy cigars. They are popular for baby announcements and come in chocolate or candy flavors. Similar to the cigarette candies, they glorify smoking to younger consumers.
Penis hard candy 8
Nope, they don't just come in gummy form! There are also penis hard candies out there. I feel dirty even thinking about puns for this...