Maybe I'm not a real fan, but I can't imagine a situation in which I'd need these emojis. What do you think? Kim Kardashian said they were two years in the making. Really? If you must have them, they are $1.99 in the App store.
A dress 2
This cashmere sweater dress from Tomas Maier is cute, but too much Kanye West and Kim Kardashian for my taste. Also the $1,340 at Net-a-Porter price seems mental!.
A Balenciaga Jacket 3
This Balenciaga leather biker jacket is sold at Net-a-Porter for $2,745. Really? I bet there are cows cheaper than the jacket!
A gold brush 5
High end hair products, maybe. But a gold hair brush?!!! This is ridiculous to the max. Even more to pay $209 for it on Net-A-Porter. Sorry, Kim, but this is kind of nuts.
This bodysuit is gorgeous, although both the design and the price --$2,768 on La Perla --are insane.
Makeup brushes 7
The right makeup brush makes a big difference, but the Net-A-Porter price of $350 for a set of brushes is excessive, unless it came with all the products you need, and a contouring class from Kim Kardashian herself!
A pouch 8
This is wrong in so many levels! I don't care if it's Givenchy or a big store brand, I think is always a bad idea to promote violence to sell anything. And, although I love Roitweillers, this angry face does nothing to dispell the breed's bad reputation. Also, it costs $485 in Neiman Marcus....for a canvas pouch!
Just to think that a three massages from Zeel cost $478 makes me so stressed out, that it would invalidate any benefit that my back could get from them. Too expensive. For that price, I could do a mini honeymoon weekend or get a sitter for many nights!