10 Ways tacos have better taste than Miley Cyrus
La Miley Cyrus turned 22 years old on November 23 and it will probably come as no surprise to you that she has been celebrating ever since. Good for her, I say. I mean you only turn 22 years old once in your life. Nothing that Miley Cyrus does anymore shocks me, but I do have to admit that I was amused that for her extended birthday celebration on Taco Tuesday this week Miley Cyrus dressed up like a taco wearing a charro hat and everything. Wait until you get a load of the picture!
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Cyrus posted this picture of herself crooning while dressed as a taco wearing a sombrero with a caption reading, "Recording." I have to say that of Cyrus' many strange fashion choices this one is actually much more demure than usual, she's got all her lady bits covered up and everything. I know she has that whole offensive Mexican flag issue in her past, but I don't find this offensive at all. I mean who could blame her for wanting to dress like a taco? Tacos are awesome. I've even come up with a list of 10 ways tacos are better than Miley Cyrus. No disrespect meant to Cyrus as I know she is better at some things than tacos are.
1. Tacos are more satisfying than Miley Cyrus when you are hungry.
2. A taco never sticks its tongue out at you.
3. A taco doesn't have to wear next to nothing for attention.
4. A taco is almost always better dressed than Miley Cyrus.
5. A taco would never faux-butt-hump Robin Thicke during an awards show performance.
6. No one is worried about a taco being out of control.
7. Tacos don't twerk, like EVER!
8. Tacos are not obsessed with putting on fake butts.
9. Pittbull has never made fun of tacos in a song.
10. A taco is a classic that appeals to just about everyone.