Blind dates are awkward as it is, but imagine having to go on two blind dates. In a row. And, oh, you're naked.

That's the premise of VH1's new reality show, Dating Naked. No, really.

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Contestants of the new dating show are dumped on a private island and sent out on multiple nude dates. Date activities range from naked yoga to horseback riding (WTF?) to naked tandem zip-lining. Because what better way to get to know a potential mate than to have his naked genitals resting on your back as you zip through the jungle on a rope?

I don't know about you, but that's pretty much how I've always envisioned meeting my prince charming. Except not. This is actually my literal nightmare. It's hard enough trying to get a guy to look me in the eye, but now I have to compete with my exposed areola? Yeah, no. I think I'll keep Tani's Ta-Tas off the first date agenda for now, thank you very much.

Obviously, not everyone is as turned off by the concept as I am. Contestants have signed up, they've shot the show, and by the end of each episode, we'll see which of their potential mates they've chosen to see more of. Pun intended.

I might give the show a try, if for no other reason than to see just how each couple navigates the awkward good-bye kiss. If you want to check out the show with me, it premieres Thursday, July 17, at 9/8c on VH1. And to see MORE than you should ever have to see of contestants from this show, check out the trailer below.

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Tanisha Love Ramirez is a freelance pop culture journalist and professional smart alek. She enjoys using breaking lifestyle and entertainment news to talk about gender, race, class, and fitness.

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