This man is suffering from real, documented Kardashian family phobia!
I think a lot of us are SO over the Kardashians, but probably not quite like Mike Amess. The retail assistant has the strangest phobia ever, in that he's absolutely disgusted by the entire family.
Just the thought of them makes him break out into a cold sweat. He even vomited after seeing a topless Kim in the 'Bound 2' video. Does anyone else find this hysterical? Because I do, I really do, hahaha!
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"My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch," he told the Daily Mail. Mike who identifies as gay, claims that his crazy phobia all began after he watched Kim's famous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray-J. He was only 17 when he saw it and apparently it scared him for life.
"I was raised catholic and growing up, I tried to repress my sexuality and deny that I was gay," he said. "Loads of boys at school were going on about how good Kim Kardashian's sex tape was. I thought I'd give it a watch in the hope it would turn me on."
He claims that Kim's huge butt and high-pitched voice seriously grossed him out. The poor guy broke out into tears by the end of the tape. "The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim's face again," he added. "I have come to terms with my homosexuality now but my dread towards her has never left."
His disgust now extends to the rest of the family and his phobia has only gotten worse now they're superfamous. "I dislike everything about them, especially their physical appearance," he said. "I don't understand how anyone could find them attractive."
I'm sorry but this is freaking hilarious. Oh and did I mention he straight up threw up when he saw the 'Bound 2' video? HAHAHA! Apparently it reminded him of her sex tape. The poor guys has even lost friends and relationships over this problem, and of course he hasn't gotten help because he's too embarrassed to talk about this with a shrink.
I feel bad for this dude. I mean I'm not going to lie, this entire thing is sort of funny. But the poor thing seems really traumatized by the Kardashians. Maybe it is sort of strange, but then again I've never seen that sex tape. From what I hear it is enough to haunt someone's dreams forever!
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