5 Ways we are ALL just like Kim Kardashian
When I watch TMZ or watch religiously happen to stumble onto an episode of Keeping Up with The Kardashians, I often think to myself, "This is not reality." Well, not any reality this Latina's ever known. It's so unrelateable to my everyday life that, it often feels like they might be from another planet. Then I started thinking about it and you and I are just like Kim Kardashian in lots of ways. She gets up every morning, kisses her baby girl, has mommy duties and probably a touch of the mommy brain. She has all the tedious relationship drama the rest of us do, only ours isn't on Twitter or E Television and she has stylists who help her look better doing it.
If you don't believe that we are just like Kim Kardashian, check out these five ways that I know we are just alike!
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Crazy baby daddy: Well, we've all dated a guy who is just a little vain or too macho. You've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince. Kim K is is no exception. I opted for marrying the nice guy with a good head on his shoulders, a great personality and a cute tush. Kimmy has decided to marry Kanye, the bad boy. Aside from liking to be the center of the universe, they don't seem to have a lot in common! I bet the wedding is going to be one fit for paparazzi royalty.
Having a baby changes everything: Babies are the great equalizer. You just can't claim ultimate cool points if you are at some point in your day wearing a little person's bodily fluids, smelling a butt and changing poopy diapers. We all do it. None of us are better than one another and we are all just as glamorous as Kim K when leaking breastmilk. None of us are happy with our post baby bodies, even Kim K had her stretch marks removed. See, she is just like us!
What to wear dilemmas: We all face the dreaded mommy "what-to-wear dilemma" at one time or another. I'm sure even the gorgeous Kim Kardashian has had days were she felt frumpy and nothing looked right. Come on, don't pretend you didn't see the photos on TMZ. However, Kim has an upper hand: Not only did her dad make her attend beauty school so that she learned how to put her makeup on flawlessly, she was a stylist by profession before becoming famous. That's right! Back in the day, when she wasn't relevant, Lindsay Lohan and Brandy were styled by Ms. Kardashian herself.
Using social media to communicate: We live in a digital age where social media reigns supreme. We've all sent FB status updates directed at our husbands or snarky tweets directed towards our nemesis. There is not one among us who can say she has never taken a selfie. We are all guilty. Of course, I've never taken a selfie of my butt. Have you?
Her style icon is Jennifer Lopez: Hello! Jennifer Lopez is my style icon too! I buy practically every piece of clothing that lady sells at Kohl's. Unfortunately, unlike Kim K, I am not likely to be running into the Latina beauty on the red carpet anytime soon, but I think it is awesome that Kim K might. I also think it is awesome that a woman who is gorgeous in her own right can still gush over her girl style crush publicly. See? She is just like us.
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What do you and Kim Kardashian have in common?