When I heard that David Beckham was retiring from fútbol (soccer), my first thought was, "I hope that doesn't mean he's retiring from being hot." I mean I know the man has contributed a lot to the soccer world, but in my world, his most valued contributions are shots of him posing in his chonies. Not to worry I'm sure Beckham's days of parading in his undies for our enjoyment are not over. The other good news is that there will always be tons of not hot fútbol players for me to ogle. Wanna check some out with me?


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Let's do this quick before my husband shows up and asks me why I'm so into soccer all of a sudden! Let's check out the hot men of soccer! Now don't expect me to give you a breakdown of positions and country, this gallery is purely for aesthetic purposes.

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