Sarah Palin embryo 1
Can this be any weirder? Who would want to hang an ornament of Sarah Palin--let alone her embryo with a gun?
'50 Shades' gingerbread man 2
We know 50 Shades of Grey is a big book trilogy, but did it have to take over the Christmas spirit? This poor gingerbread man has been Grey-ified!
Yule Poo 3
Um, poop on a Christmas tree is so not cool! We'll pass on this stinky ornament!
Mermaid man 5
When we said we wanted a sexy man on our Christmas tree...this wasn't what we had in mind. This mermaid man is an ornament we DON'T want on our tree.
Naked elves 6
This is not the way we want to picture Santa's helpers. Elves are jolly people who NEED to be dressed, not naked like this crazy ornament!
Old man baby 7
And we thought the other ornaments were creepy until we saw this baby ornament. Except it's both a crying baby and an old man...nope we'll keep this little guy off our tree too!
Naked Santa and Mrs. Clause 8
This one is kinda cute, although I can't help but feel it's disrespectful to Santa and Mrs. Claus! We all know they wouldn't dare walk around naked. After all, they live in the North Pole where it's too cold!