Worst useless kitchen gadget 1
The Grilled Cheesus sandwich press turns every grilled cheese sandwich you make into the face of Jesus so that you can...what, exactly? I don't have any idea as to what the purpose is either.
Worst '50 Shades'-themed product 2
As if the 50 Shades phenomenon hasn't already spun completely out of control, now people get the option of wiping themselves with Christian Grey's face? Kinda takes the erotic out of the erotica, no?
Worst uncalled for feminine hygiene product 3
A new Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash that is designed to actually lighten the color of your vagina was released this year...because apparently, ladyparts that are "too brown" are just not desirable. Cue my rant against society's fixation with vaginas here.
Worst unnecessarily gendered product 5
I genuinely don't understand the sudden trend of turning every day items, like pens, into women-only products...but the Honda Fit She's, designed just for ladies, beats them all. One of their marketing strategies was actually to have the vehicle come in colors made to complement eyeshadows. Barf.
Worst "fashionable" heels 6
Repeat after me: These are not heels, these are weapons. If you fall (which is likely) and your shoe goes flying, you'll probably take someone's eye out.
Worst sexually suggestive fitness tool 7
This new Korean product is like a shake weight for your thighs, except even more evocative if thats possible. I would not want to watch anyone exercise with this thing!
Worst kinda funny/kinda mean baby product 8
It's the Baby Mop! Okay, technically it's meant as a gag gift but considering the inordinate amount of not-too-intelligent parents out there, someone's bound to think it's real and put their poor, innocent baby to work.
Worst actually dangerous to your baby product 9
The popular Bumbo seat has been recalled multiple times over the last year and has caused multiple injuries and bruising in infants. I think it's time to throw these out for good.