'The Real Housewives of Miami' recap: Another night that ends badly
Lisa opens tonight's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami in lingerie, from wild and sexy to angelic and sexy…. all in the name of charity, of course! Throwing an 800 person party to raise money for the Susan G. Komen Foundation is probably a challenge all on its own, but probably not as much as choosing the right outfit for a "lingerie or nothing" dress code party, right?
While Lea Black Enterprises gets ready to host A listers galore at a gala that hopes to raise close to $1M, it's all work, work, work. Or is it? Fortunately she has a couple of friendly hands in her RHOM co-stars. However, what seems to concern them more is who they're sitting with and who they want to sit far away from. Apparently the women are not too fond of Karent and she is topic of conversation and subject of 'los chismes' all too often.
Sipping white sangria, Marysol and Alexa hang by the pool and talk about… you guessed! Karent! "She's not real!", they conclude. Hmmm, very deep words ladies, very deep.
Read more ¿Qué más? 'The Real Housewives of Miami' recap: Lies, a love triangle, and suspicious texts
A controversial campaign, keeps Joanna busy while she sorts through the ups and downs of her relationship with Romain. This particular photoshoot for PETA to spread anti-fur awareness as part of her animal activist calling is quite something. The tagline for the campaign "Grow your own fur, let the animals keep theirs" frames the perfect approach for what hopefully will be a picture that speaks a thousand words with Joanna wearing nothing but pink lingerie and a quite the bush down there, if you know what I mean. "Fur is not sexy. For me the only people that wear fur are arrogant and insecure people," she says.
Joanna is not only about defending animals though. On more than one occasion, she is the only Karent defender around. The two of them talk about all the gossip pointing at Karent, and Joanna makes it clear that she is not to judge her like the rest of the ladies. Now, let me be honest with you, with all the gossip back and forth between these two and the other two, etc., I don't even remember why this whole "we hate Karent" started to begin with.
Things start on an off key at Lisa's, but this "pajama party" (that looks more like a Playboy mansion uncensored party) heats up as soon as Marysol walks in wearing her abuela's petticoat, a fur piece that rubs Joanna the wrong way. Attentions are quickly detoured though as Joe Francis (American entrepreneur and creator of the Girls Gone Wild entertainment brand) starts mingling with the ladies and one of the first things that he starts doing is bragging about having dated both Joanna and her sister Marta. In a matter of minutes Joanna reaches boiling point and a screamming fest is next in the agenda for the evening's events. How Romain has any patience for his fiancé and her sister is beyond me. Things are about to get (REALLY) crazy as we see in the previews for next week's episode.
The moral of the story? Let's tune in next week to find out!!!