Magic Mike is FINALLY hitting theaters this weekend! Oh my GAWD.  

After months of drooling over every leaked bare chest, fireman costume and body role (Joe Manganiello has nailed this move!)--the movie that will unite all women in a fit of nervous giggles is here at long last.

Why am I so excited for this film? No, it's not going to be this year's The Artist, but you know what it will be? 

A chance for us ladies to ogle at super hot guys for like, 90 whole entire uninterrupted minutes! Since basically every other film made EVER has a hot woman in it, I know most of our hubbies won't understand what the big deal is. Don't let them rain on your parade, chicas. Just gather up your BFF and tell your man you'll be home after he goes to bed.

Then head to the theaters and afterwards to a bar so you can relive all of your favorite moments...again!

Oh, and I actually heard from a bunch of folks who have seen advanced screenings that the film is really good. Eh, I know--who cares right? Here are the top 10 reasons you should, no, you need to go see Magic Mike this weekend:

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Matthew McConaughey 1

Matthew McConaughey

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Meet Dallas, as played by Matthew McConaughey.

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Adam Rodriguez 2

Adam Rodriguez

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CSI Miami's Adam Rodriguez plays Tito.

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Adam Rodriguez 3

Adam Rodriguez

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What I would give to be that girl, sigh...

Matt Bomer 4

Matt Bomer

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Oh captain, my captain! Matt Boner plays the aptly named Ken.

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Alex Pettyfer 5

Alex Pettyfer

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Alex Pettyfer plays the new recruit, Adam.

Joe Manganiello 6

Joe Manganiello

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Joe Maganiello, aka Alcide the werewolf from True Blood, makes the ladies howl as Big Dick Richie. 

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Channing Tatum 7

Channing Tatum

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And Channing Tatum plays the main man, Magic Mike.

Alex Pettyfer & Matthew McConaughey 8

Alex Pettyfer & Matthew McConaughey

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Matthew McConaughey is probably the only man on earth that could pull of this outfit and still look sexy.