Mermaid makeup 1
Mermaid lovers, rejoice! This serena look is achieved by placing a net over your face and dusting with eyeshadows. I mean, this is great for Halloween, but not daily wear!
Glitter tears 2
Glitter tears may be perfect for fairies, but it's just creepy in real life. Walking around in public like this is just wrong.
Thermal highlighting 3
Thermal highlighting is an artistic take on the J.Lo glow. It's cool, but not cute enough to leave the house like this.
Colored freckles 5
I'm all about embracing your freckles. Hey, I have a face full of them, but I'll never color them like this. What the hell?
Clown contouring 6
This is contouring with extra silliness. Hey, it seems to work, though.
Layered lipstick 7
Now lips are ombre too. Whatever happened to just applying one lipstick?!
Glitter roots 8
As if glitter wasn't a pain to get rid of, people have come up with throwing a bunch on top of their roots--because it looks cute. I guess?
Booty contouring 9
If God didn't bless you with a Kim Kardashian booty, you can just contour one. This is crazier than contouring abs!