Lolita Richi is the latest loca who claims to be "human Barbie." Like Valeria Lukyanova, she's also from Ukraine and takes the same kind of creepy pictures too. So what sets this girl apart from all the other crazy women out there inspiring to resemble a child's play thing? According to Lolita, she was born this way. Wait ... what?
Sorry, but I'm never going to understand the whole look-like-Barbie trend.
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There's a lot of "human Barbies" out in the world, but Lolita is convinced she's the best one yet. Why? Well according to her, she just naturally looks like this. Unlike her competitors, she hasn't had help from surgery, dieting or even Photoshop. Riiiighht!
"I think I've achieved this image better than anyone else," she told reporter Pesala Bandara. "I'm the ultimate vamp woman. I haven't heard of Valeria Lukyanova." Sure, like I'm actually going to believe that one. Crazy thing is, Valeria is only 16 years old. The kid is still in high school for crying out loud. Shouldn't she be focusing on homework or something?
Look at a picture of Lolita and there's no way in hell you'd believe she hasn't had plastic surgery. Her waist is only 20 inches wide and her face looks as plastic as they come, if they came this plastic anyway. So how would you explain her freakish look? Here's Lolita's breakdown:
I had great features to start with and I just improved on them. My big breasts are natural although I something wear a push-up bra to enhance them. I have a gorgeous figure so I don't even have to diet. I just eat whatever's available in the fridge whether that's sausages or fruit. I started wearing affordable contact lenses and make-up. My mother used to be an actress so I borrow her wigs. I feel comfortable and confident in my appearance. There are many women who want to look like this.
That all sounds like a bunch of BS to me. There's nothing natural about this teen's appearance. And she's right, she does make the best "human Barbie" so far. But believe me--that's NOT something to be proud of.
And if you don't believe me that there are WAY too many crazy Barbies (and Kens!) out there, check out nine other crazy real-life Barbie wannabes!
Images via Lolita Richi/Facebook