Spiked nails 1
I don’t mind spikes on my shoes or even on some of my accessories. But on my nails, well, that’s just weird. Not to mention, I’m not trying to hurt myself.
Velvet mani 2
When it comes to velvet manicures, I never understood what all the fuss was about. Fuzz, yes. Fuss, no.
Crazy claws 3
Would you look at the size of those claws? Those are definitely not user-friendly.
I don’t EVER want to see caviar anywhere but on my plate. Honestly, I don’t see what’s so cool about having a food garnish all over my nails. I'd rather be cheap and throw on some cilantro if we're gonna go the food route.
NFL nails 6
This takes football fan to a whole different level. If someone sported nails like this to a Super Bowl party and reached over for some chip dip … well let’s just say I’d probably lose my appetite.
Machine gun nails 7
Nails that are meant to look like machine guns. Enough said.
Glitzy jeweled nails 8
There’s just WAY too much going on here. Just looking at this manicure gives me a headache.
Duck nails 9
You can probably guess what these flared nails are meant to resemble. That’s right--Duck’s feet. Help me understand how this is even remotely flattering.